Communication Barriers

Controversies surrounds the communication barriers between men and women, boyfriends and girlfriends, husbands and wives. Surely I haven't paid attention to any of them.
Until, I experienced such a anomaly.


So I consulted "The Men's Guide to What Women Really Mean By...


And this is what i found:



You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good show on T.V.

Am i lookin fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to prepare, so you'd better get used to it.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an jerk

I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam