If you want to know how good TZP is, just go to your nearest theater and watch the people coming out after the show. . I know only Aamir can make a film like TZP. But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). What would the film have been like?
If Karan Johar made TZP
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
It would be shot in
The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.
It would have one dance number .
The film would be titled ' Kuch Taare Zameen Par.'
If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made TZP
Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.
Rani as the mother.
Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets . The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.
An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
The school uniforms would match the classroom walls
The film would cost 60 crores .
If Rakesh Roshan made TZP
Obvious starcast:
Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher , and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know.
In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid's prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
The film's name would again start with a K.. probably ' Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par' .
The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.
This part of the post was send to me by a blogmate zahid,this is equally humorous.
If mahesh bhatt made TZP.
Cast: Emraan Hashmi as the teacher
Mother : Mallika sherawat
Father : Kay kay menon
And obvious there would be a big role for the other tulip school teacher jabeen as the other woman !!! And finally a childrens movie will be given an A certificate !!!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
If Aamir Khan Did Not Make Taare Zameen Par: A Movie Un-Review
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And that was real high..and i was all LMAO......and more funny was the movie names
kuch aliens taro se zameen par.my god it was damn funny...and SLB making it a harward university and SRK and rani..my god! it was more funny than entire laughter challenge show
Kudos gal! and then also u say it u don write well
and my name is sOurish not sAurish
Ha ha ha:)
I haven't watched it yet. But I gotta watch it now. At least after readin your post.
Awesome perspective.
Keep it rollin;)
lol..got tht as a fwd mail..but nonetheless a good read for laughinh :)
That was a good laugh :)
@sOurish
sorry to spell yr name wrong...
thanx for the appreciation but one of my friend had given me this piece of riting...wanted to share it wid u..
keep visiting...
@scribbler
u shud certainly watch the movie...
:)
@maverick
my friend gave me tht piece of riting...i can never rite so well...wanted to share it wid friends here.... :)
@sameera...
:) thanx for droppin.
God that was hilarious
Now its my turn to have fun here :
Mahesh bhatt wants to make this:
Cast: Emraan Hashmi as the teacher
Mother : Mallika sherawat
Father : Kay kay menon
And obvious there would be a big role for the other tulip school teacher jabeen as the othre woman !!! And finally a childrens movie will be given an A certificate !!!
@zahid
wonderful....thats a gud extension to the humor...i will include tht in my post... :)
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